Best of the Babylon Bee: US hockey team melts down gold medals to replace missing teeth

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Best of the Babylon Bee: US hockey team melts down gold medals to replace missing teeth

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“What better use for all this gold?” said Team USA’s Jack Hughes, struggling to pronounce all the words through his chipped teeth. READ MORE

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