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It’s the end of the Ro’d for Khanna
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1. #FreeRoKhanna…from Congress
by Evan Milenko, writer
*Record scratch. Freeze frame.* Yep, that’s me, Ro Khanna. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in the West Bank.
Congressman Ro Khanna launched a national media tour this week, and is now recounting the true injustice of the Middle East: the IDF stopping him for 90 minutes from driving down a restricted road.
Except… Ro wanted this to happen. He already needed a PR stunt to distract his angry constituents from his “wealth tax,” but then he went and endorsed Graham “Nazi Tattoo” Platner for Senate, who is now also — oops — an alleged sexual predator.
So he traveled on a restricted road in the West Bank alongside a New York Times photographer for an anti-climactic photo-op.
Congrats on the head start for the 2028 primary that’s sure to be a contest of who can out-Palestine whom.
But the constituents you’ve betrayed will ensure you have no shot in ’28. It’s the end of the Ro’d, clown.
by Mike Solana, editor-in-chief
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