Stay classy, NYC — Mozart’s musical treasures are coming to town

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Stay classy, NYC — Mozart’s musical treasures are coming to town

Finding a few fans for spring

I’m sharing some of my mail:

Staten Island’s Marie: “When I was scared my swimming teacher allowed me to dive off the pool’s shallow end. And because of that only is exactly how I got my diploma. Ultimately I earned a master’s degree and nobody ever ever knew if not for her, I’d have even flunked out of high school.”

Handwritten, white stationery framed in red: “The time’s come that I now finally am totally and completely sick of seeing all these daily steady photos of naked women. Is there a reason why we cannot someday see some naked men? Only women? Let’s see naked men!”

Patricia from Jersey City: “After reading you steadily I already feel like we are friends from way back. What I am thinking is — really — that it would be nice if should just the two of us — together, alone — just you and me — we should have lunch at any place of your own choosing?”

Anonymous. Purple envelope. “Before the Alec Baldwin shooting, prop union members went on strike. As a longtime airline employee I........

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