New Yorkers, Christmas is around the corner — here’s some quips for St. Nick |
SANTA-isms: Do your shopping now — before the prices go down.
In the words of my friend: “No idea what gifts I’ll receive — but I know what I’m going to exchange this for.”
Imagine if the Christmas story happened today. Those Three Wise Men would’ve gotten out of the stock market early.
Santa’s not unique any longer. Wild red outfit, boots, beard, crappy hair, bag on his shoulder, practically does no work. You know how many teenagers today look the same? Another thing, new house chimneys are narrow. His behind is not. Forget the stomach. The old guy needs a shot of Ozempic.
So this 6-year-old was asked what he wanted for Christmas this year. The kid answered: “Nothing. I’ll use my charge card.”
Russia also has Santas in their department stores. Difference is, you sit on Santa’s lap........