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Ladies at this year’s Met Gala were dressed down — underwear is now outerwear

A severe Met dressing-down

We speak of the Metropolitan Museum of whateverthehell it has become.

Every female at the gala was dressed ready to go to the john.

No bra, no girdle, no skintight underwear, no respect.

No lifting anything, no wriggling out of anything. A zipper only belonged to the elderly gent springing for the tab.

Wriggling out of anything tight? Naah. Because how each was dressed all the necessary parts were available.

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