‘Farewell to My Trusty Toyota Tundra’

Dogs and automobiles define periods of our lives. Most everything momentous during their tenures involves one or the other and, ideally, both. John Pearly Huffman has a piece at Road & Track wiping some manly tears away as he watches his Toyota Tundra of 27 years carry his firstborn son off to build a life for himself in Texas (another on the U-haul Trail out of California).

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It was an impulse buy. My 1997 T100 pickup had less than 6000 miles on its clock and nothing wrong with it. But in early 1999, I attended the press launch for the new Toyota Tundra and swooned. The Tundra spoke to my soul: straightforward in engineering, easygoing in temperament, and casual in decoration. Plus, it had a V-8. So, in May 1999, the day the new 2000 Tundra went on sale, I went to Toyota of Santa Barbara to buy one. And I did. Almost 27 years later, I’m still in Santa Barbara. But my truck has moved to Austin, Texas. It took my son, his girlfriend, and his dog with it. I miss my son. I really miss my truck.

It was an impulse buy. My 1997 T100 pickup had less than 6000 miles on its clock and nothing wrong with it. But in early 1999, I attended the press launch for the new Toyota Tundra and swooned. The Tundra spoke to my soul: straightforward in engineering, easygoing in temperament, and casual in decoration. Plus, it had a V-8.

So, in May 1999, the day the new 2000 Tundra went on sale, I went to Toyota of Santa Barbara to buy one. And I did. Almost 27 years later, I’m still in Santa Barbara. But my truck has moved to Austin, Texas. It took my son, his girlfriend, and his dog with it. I miss my son. I really miss my truck.

It’s good, good stuff. My first car was a 1997 Buick Park Avenue. I fell in love in a 2000 Toyota Sienna. I moved to Coronado in a 2000 Honda Accord, then finished my Navy stint in a 2011 Honda Fit, started married life in Wisconsin in a 2011 Honda Insight, graduated Lawrence with a 1995 Lexus LS400, had a short, expensive fling with a 1995 Volvo 850 Turbo while considering grad school, and am now growing old and semi-responsible during Home Depot runs with a 2010 Acura MDX. How does one remember life without these machines?

Hopefully, the next segment gets a 2002 BMW Z3M mnemonic.


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