A brief note from the land of lunacy, because frankly I worry about being typecast. I like to tell myself that I was meant for more in my professional life than to be a mere chronicler of RFK, Jr. animal stories, and yet the current secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services keeps popping up with crazy one after another. First there was the decade-old mystery of the Central Park Roadkill Bear, finally solved after years with a videotaped confession by RFK — to Roseanne Barr of all people. Then there was RFK’s whale of a tale, about which I can only say: If you haven’t read the story already, then........

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