Lobo Lobo goes cylindrical |
“Slow down Lobo Lobo, what’s happened and who are we talking about?”
Illustration/Uday Mohite
Lobo Lobo wasn’t in the best of moods. “Arre men Dikuna, tenshun tenshun tenshun, wot to say, she’s eating my head, full bheja fry men. She toh told me to, ufffff men, sumtimes I tink, I should have married anudder dame,” my cable technician said, completely distraught.
“Slow down Lobo Lobo, what’s happened and who are we talking about?”
“See men, Dikuna men, socko problem became, as you may know dere is dis blinking Liquified Petroleum Gas issue… big big lines have formed in all de Burshane gas outlets, in down of my house dere is one HP Gas, peepuls are shouting and screaming beoz dey are not getting dere supply. Arre, becoz of dat Trump Chump fellow and de Iran lafda and dat Gulf of Hormaz… you know Hormaz, like my second-floor........