All I want for Christmas...is a fat jab |
By Anonymous
Any normal December I would've clocked up one too many hangovers, grazed the office treats, indulged on the M&S picky bits AND not forgetting a tub of Celebrations.
We haven't even got to the Christmas and Boxing Day array of grub, feasting on mountains of ham and cheese! Not this year - this year is different because I'm on the fat jab and 4 stone lighter.
It started back in March when I was out having 'small plates' with a friend and colleague. Normally, as the bottle of red gets to the bottom, towards the end of dinner there's the winch of 'shall we get one more bottle?' Yet, to my surprise (especially from this particular friend), it was an 'ah I'm ok thanks'.
Well something is up here, I did notice him looking a bit thinner in the face and his suit was definitely fitting better. 'I'm on the jab', he says and........