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Top 10 more Twitter jokes

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As is traditional at this time of year, I leave you in the hands of some of Twitter’s finest. Many of these, as is also traditional, are by Moose Allain, who is brilliant. Follow him on Twitter. Buy his stuff. Read his books.

1. People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They’re not laughing now because it was ages ago. Liz Buckley.

2. I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.........

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