That’s right – just like all of Trump’s phony explanations – Maduro’s capture was not how it went down.

In the pre-dawn hours of January 3, 2026, Maduro was not sleeping, but semi-aroused as he focused on the moving mole on his paramour’s forehead.

Folks, don’t be so coy with my premise – it happens to every Tom & Harry: a male with enough oil to spread around will always become a Dick!

When the Paratroopers swung through Maduro’s plate-glass window & grabbed a naked female they assumed  was his wife –  ‘the wife’ was in their other house watching

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