In the Nick of Time… Out-of-Work Actors Play Naughty Santa! |
Listen-in as out-of-work actors Nick Winters & his wife Nora chat about his new temp gig as Santa, while watching the embers crackle on their ‘Fake Fire’ Channel.
Nora
You ain’t no Saint, Nick.
Nick
I am in 2 weeks!
Nora
When are you gonna get a real job?
Nick
The Agency said, ‘Let’s see how you work with children.’
Nora
What are you promising those kids on your knee?
Nick
Well, it ain’t a Pony like I was promised!
Nora
When we get out of Brooklyn, you should see a Shrink!
Nick
I went to........