Debugging the White House, Washington, D.C.

A knock at the front door. 

Interrupting an intimate moment, Donald Trump answers the door.

Exterminator:

We’re here!

Trump:

Who are we?

Exterminator:

Acme Fuku Exterminators – we’re here to cover it & spray.

Trump (yells):

Did we call a guy to paint the house today?

Melania (yells back):

Don’t bother me – I’m rolling bandages for the Red Cross!

Exterminator:

We’re not painters!

Trump:

Do you have a Security........

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