Aesop Revises His Famous Fable ‘The Farmer and the Snake’ for MAGA Readers |
A revised version of “The Farmer and the Snake” for your reading pleasure.
One wintry morning, a farmer visiting the New City from a state with many farms, found a snake close to death on an icy sidewalk. Although it wore a blue Brioni suit and red Italo Ferretti tie, it was almost frozen. It brought to mind an orange flavored child’s push up ice pop.
The snake looked familiar. The befuddled farmer couldn’t quite place where he’d seen it before. (He wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.) And although he found the encounter odd, he shrugged it off. After all, it was common knowledge that the New City was full of weirdos.
Most passersby ignored the snake, stepping........