ANNOUNCER

Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show.

JERRY DUNCAN

Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? No way. Today on the show my guest is President-elect Donald Trump.

PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD TRUMP

I’m going to shut down The Jerry Duncan Show on January 20.

JERRY

FU. Don’t know how you got elected, Trumpster.

TRUMP

It’s a secret.

JERRY

Disgusting. You’re making a mockery of government with your picks to run the country.

TRUMP

How so?

JERRY

Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz for Attorney General. The Attorney General represents the United States in legal matters and gives advice and opinions to the president.

TRUMP

Not anymore. There’s a new sheriff in town. Matt’s my bitch.

JERRY

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