ANNOUNCER

From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

TOMMY ELLIS

Welcome. Been thinkin’ about why I am 42 and still single. I’m smart havin’ graduated with a 12 point grade average from Remedial College in just 6 years and makin’ money on my radio show. As far as looks… guess I answered my own question. There’s a scandal in town. Willy Fontaine and Susan Confusion split after two weeks of marriage. It was the headline last week in the Slenderville Gazette. Even beat out the Livestock Report. Susan is here to tell her side of the story.

Mornin’ Susan.

SUSAN........

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