ANNOUNCER

From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

TOMMY ELLIS

Hello everyone. Man, it’s a nasty winter this year. Snow is 5 foot high around these parts. Ain’t feelin’ alone though. Even in California, it’s cold. The almond farmers are concerned about the record cold temperatures cuz they don’t want their nuts to freeze off. I’ve had enough. I booked a vacation to Puerto Rico next month. The island has nice weather and pretty women. My child friend grown’ up was Puerto Rican. His ma used to say to him, “If ya want somethin’ to cry about, I will give ya somethin’ to cry........

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