Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews his own cleaning lady.

From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

Hello everyone. Now that I’m makin’ a few bucks, I can afford a cleaning lady for my apartment. The best thing that happened to me since I passed high school. Her name is Heddy. She vacuums all the rooms, dusts the furniture, mops the kitchen floor, empties the trash. And never gets tired, just sweepy. The guest today is my cleaning lady Heddy Sedwick.

CLEANING LADY HEDDY SEDWICK

I had a friend named Tommy who drowned. At his funeral,........

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