ANNOUNCER

From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

TOMMY ELLIS

Hello everyone. I came back yesterday from a radio convention in New York City. What a bore. I prit near fell asleep listenin’ to the speakers. The only excitement was a murder down the street at a janitorial convention. Needless to say, there were sweepin’ allegations. And a strange convention across town for midgets. They was expectin’ 1,000 people, but came up short. In my spare time, I was able to eat at a lot of great delis. I became so addicted to the food that startin’ today I’m quitten’ cold turkey. You........

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