From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

TOMMY ELLIS

Howdy. I hope everyone is healthy. It’s so cold up here, I’m drivin’ to International Falls just to stay warm. Ya know, nothin’ wakes me up faster in the winter than a cold toilet seat. I can’t even enjoy the sound of turds hittin’ the water. I ain’t sayin’ it’s the worst winter ever, but I need to take a chisel along with me when I walk the dog. Last week, I had to free him from a fire hydrant. My advice to all northlanders, don’t forget to close the windows on your computer. Today my guest is actor Will Smith, also an accomplished rapper and film producer.

Good mornin’ Will.

ACTOR WILL SMITH

Yo, yo, cracker.

TOMMY

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