Through a gaping hole in what’s left of the East Wing of the Executive Mansion, a tiny woman clandestinely enters the White House. The woman, June Field, is a world renown medium. She has arrived to lead Donald Trump and his cohorts in a spiritual experience. They convene in the Oval Office.

Insiders, speaking on condition of anonymity, reveal that Field, who charges $2,500 per hour for conducting an on-site séance, insists that the notoriously tight-fisted Trump pay in advance. “I can see that he won’t pay in the future,” she says, widening her eyes in ghostly fashion.

Muttering darkly, Trump hands over a check drawn on a Health and Human Services account. It is signed by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Attending the séance are several prominent members of the Trump Administration.

The session lasts for all of three hours, leaving Trump and company visibly exhausted. Ms. Field sneaks out of the Oval Office, disappearing down a corridor and back through the aperture in the late East Wing once more.

Trump invites a select group of alt-right reporters into the........

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