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27 Hilariously Honest Tweets About Quarantine Sex

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The coronavirus pandemic has altered many aspects of our existence, and our sex lives are no exception.

Some people are experiencing extreme quarantine horniness; for others, sex is the furthest thing from their minds. Some are having bizarre sex dreams, some are playing around with sex toys, and some are reminiscing about their bedroom adventures of yore.

Below, we’ve gathered 27 funny tweets about the reality of sex (or lack thereof) during the Covid-19 pandemic.

If you went through COVID without having sex congratulations you’re a virgin again.

— Christopher (@cehm27) May 27, 2020


This covid mask era is gonna be great for people who have nice eyes and are able to have sex from a distance of 6 feet.

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) May 2, 2020


"could a potato battery power a sex toy?" - my girlfriend, day 43782974819637418 of quarantine

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 12, 2020


I just got my wife a giant ice coffee from my trip to the outside world so don’t tell me I don’t know a thing or two about foreplay.

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 22, 2020


A little quarantine game I like to play is called “Is My Neighbor Having Sex or Working Out.”

— Ego Nwodim (@eggy_boom) April 26, 2020


Don’t worry I’m used to having a meat shortage, my wife said........

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