These are the five worst restaurants you could pick for a Valentine's Day date |
If you’ve been clever enough to book your Valentine’s Day dinner weeks in advance, well done. I’m sure you’re feeling pretty smug right now. Others may be scrambling for last-minute spaces, promising their firstborn to the city’s maître d’s in exchange for a poorly organised attempt to woo their paramours, but not you.
You’ve nailed it and can sit back to relax, safe in the knowledge that your brownie points are in the post. But before you do, hang on just a moment, and take the time to consider whether your choice of dinner destination is really going to impress your partner.
Because when it comes to fanning the flames of fledgling romance, the sad truth is that not all restaurants are created equal.
Sweating yet?
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