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The Day After Netanyahu

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17.09.2019

It’s 11:00 P.M. and Netanyahu has no coalition. Not for lack of trying. He promised Pnina Tamano-Shata to see to the aliyah of the rest of the Falashmura, three committees against police brutality and a rotating premiership. (For the latest election polls – click here)

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He promised Lapid the ministries of finance, defense and strategic preservation of Diaspora Jewry. He even tried to win over Moshe Ya’alon – with promises to build the Defense Ministry in Ramallah and convert the Jordan Valley into an aircraft carrier. But there’s no point rehashing all that. Now he has to pack up.

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Somebody has brought boxes, and he has used them to pack up the plastic yard chairs, just like the last time he lost a home. Urich popped in for a minute, to explain to him how to tweet from the phone – “a final gesture” –but then he left, the cell phone went off and now it’s asking for a password.

Yair........

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