Ask Janice: 'I thought I’d hit the jackpot - until she told me she is a witch'

'I thought I’d hit the jackpot - until she told me she is a witch'

There are some seriously crazy women out there.

Carol is hot, I fancy her like mad; she is exquisite in every way, and I thought I’d hit the jackpot until she told me she is a witch!

Her witch’s name is Seraphina, but how can I say to my mates, ‘Hi, this is Seraphina, she’s a witch’?

I’d never hear the end of it.

Also, I’ve never had sex with a witch before, and I’m on edge in case I do something wrong and she casts a spell on me.

Her spell has been cast as you seem besotted with this hot enchantress, and I seriously doubt a poor performance under the covers will result in your privates dropping off!

As for your mates, well, you’ll soon blab that you’re dating a hot witch regardless of her name, and when they’ve exhausted the jokes and jibes, you can relax with your jackpot sorcerer.

Modern-day witches practice modern paganism, nature, seasonal cycles, rituals, crystals, herbs, and lunar phases, amongst other things.

Is she meditating in the woods at 3am?

Is she casting dark spells on others?

Tam, there are no bubbling cauldrons, and if you feel physically and spiritually safe then there isn’t a problem.

However, if she exploits you by using her so-called ‘powers’, tries to control you, or insists you follow her beliefs, then it’s time to disappear.

Ask her what witchcraft means to her, what she does with her knowledge, and how she practices her rituals.

I promise you won’t turn into a frog for asking.

I met Bill eight months ago, and from the get-go, we were open with each other about our past.

I talked about my husband’s affairs, etc., and he spoke about his wife’s terminal diagnosis.

Nowadays, I rarely bring up my ex, but every day I am reminded of his wife!

"Mary loved shopping there," "Mary loved a gin and tonic too," etc.

When getting to know each other, this was acceptable, but I don’t want to hear her name every day unless it is absolutely necessary.

After 28 years of marriage, it’s clear he still loves her, but how can I tell him to stop bringing her into every conversation?

Both relationships ended in very different ways, which makes a massive difference in how your reactions are today.

You despise your ex, whereas he only has fond, loving memories of his wife.

Yes, he loved her, but he started a new relationship, and after eight months, something is working.

Remember, Bill spoke his wife’s name daily for 28 years, so this is an automatic reaction.

You haven’t told him how you feel about him constantly mentioning his wife, therefore how would he know you’re annoyed?

Your next move is to endorse your relationship, but agree that it’s time to move on and live in the present without his past life constantly shadowing your relationship.

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