'I thought I’d hit the jackpot - until she told me she is a witch'

There are some seriously crazy women out there.

Carol is hot, I fancy her like mad; she is exquisite in every way, and I thought I’d hit the jackpot until she told me she is a witch!

Her witch’s name is Seraphina, but how can I say to my mates, ‘Hi, this is Seraphina, she’s a witch’?

I’d never hear the end of it.

Also, I’ve never had sex with a witch before, and I’m on edge in case I do something wrong and she casts a spell on me.

Her spell has been cast as you seem besotted with this hot enchantress, and I seriously doubt a poor performance under the covers will result in your privates dropping off!

As for your mates, well, you’ll........

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