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Greg Gutfeld: Oregon is the latest state to decide reading, writing, and math are racist

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'Gutfeld!' panel slams Oregon Gov. Kate Brown for signing bill removing reading, writing and math requirements

Oregon just decided that reading, writing and arithmetic are racist. It was written in a bill, which makes this bill inherently racist because someone had to write it.

Yes, the worst state in history (you’re welcome New Jersey) has decided to drop the requirement that students demonstrate that they’ve mastered those skills.

Crap, I said, "mastered." That’s racist too.

According to activist Ben Crump the phrase master, as in "master bedroom" is racist.

I can only wonder what he thinks of my sheets.

You know, there’s another joke I can make involving master, but why bait the audience.


So, for the next five years, Oregon students will get a diploma without the necessary skill base, making that rolled paper as meaningful as a pink belt in karate.

Venezuelan currency is more valuable.

You get more respect if you showed up in a job interview with a tear-drop tattoo from Rikers.

Or, in Joe DeVito’s case, when he applied for this job with a Curious George book and a mesh t-shirt.

So this is new. The state is mandating schools to become diploma mills. Oddly, the governor signed this senate bill into law almost a month ago but didn’t brag about it.

There was no signing ceremony because again, writing is racist.

The state legislature had publicized other past laws but not this one. They........

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