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'Gutfeld!' panel discuss the situation in Afghanistan after the Taliban takes charge

About that new and improved Taliban. How's that going so far? A new and improved Taliban. That's like a new and improved kidney stone. I don't see much room for an upgrade.

Still their spokesman held a news conference to say that the insurgents would honor women's rights. Of course according to the delightful rules of sharia law. That's like Andrew Cuomo saying "I will from now on respect women’s rights, as long as they're hot and I can still grab their asses."

Meanwhile, Taliban fighters executed a woman for not wearing a burqa. So what's new and improved exactly? They didn't torture her first? Or kill her entire family. I guess that's progress. So yea: thank god we're back on the world stage. Too bad our play opened and closed on the same night.

But at least the US ambassador to the UN sent the barbaric thugs a "strongly worded letter."

Linda Thomas Greenfield, Tuesday: We have expressed in no uncertain terms, here at the un, through a very strongly worded press statement from the security council, that we expect the Taliban to respect human rights, including the rights of women and girls. We have also indicated that they have to be respectful of humanitarian law."

How did Wolf keep a straight face? I’ve seen a game of tag taken more seriously. A "strongly worded letter." That's like a strongly worded game of Yahtzee. Yeah, if there's one thing we've learned about the Taliban: they really respect a stern note with a fancy typeface.

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