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Greg Gutfeld: Cubans waving American flags offends students, pro athletes and Olympic hammer throwers

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'Gutfeld!' discusses college student's opinions of the United States

It's confusing to be a college student in America. And not just because you pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to make you stupid. I could do that for free with a hammer. But I kid.

It's tough to be in college in America. Land of the free, home of the brave. And pizza with cheese-stuffed crust. Yep if you’re in college, the biggest threat is carbs. It's one place where you can cry about inequality while turning your ass into your own portable ottoman. And if anyone's mean to you, there's a campus crisis center full of fluffy pillows and emotional support llamas.

Now, you could consider yourself lucky. But if you do - no one is going to agree. Clearly, America is the worst place on earth, according to their professors, who judge the whole country based off things they learned from their professors. It's a tenured daisy chain of hate that regenerates every year, spitting another elite class of activist brats who think dying your hair purple is a brave political stance.

So as you know, protesters in Cuba have been seen flying our American flag over the past couple of days. That's weird! Cuz it's not the Cuban flag. It's our flag!! And that's like so uncool and xenophobic! Don't the Cubans know what they're doing? They're offending our students, our professional athletes, our Olympic hammer throwers!

I mean, maybe Cubans see it as a symbol of freedom, but how would they know, right?

Campus Reform talked to college students around the Capitol and asked what they thought when they saw the flag.

Ophelie Jacobson: what is the first thing that comes to mind when you see the American flag?

Student: I would think that it represents the union of all people but like there is clearly not a union amongst all of us. There is clearly so many structural inequities.

Student: honestly kinda what has been going on with the country with all the riots and stuff?........

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