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Greg Gutfeld: Being an adult is hard, and the elite activist class prefers it that way

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'Gutfeld!' panel discusses a new survey where the majority of college graduates wish they had been taught more life skills before graduation

Being an adult is harder than it looks. Take it from me, I’m someone with the heart of a child, which I keep in the glove department.

According to a new survey of 2,000 recent grads, 81% of them wish they were taught more life skills before graduating. Apparently demanding an end to misgendering non-binary students in the geology department wasn’t enough prep on how to pay bills without selling your kidneys on craigslist.

The top skill these young people wish they knew more about include how to invest, as well as long-term financial planning, which is weird, because who needs long-term anything if the world’s going to end in 8 years.

If AOC is correct, you might as well take up smoking crack. Or meth. Crack and meth.

Other concerns are home maintenance like resetting a Wi-Fi router, doing laundry, and perhaps the most important skill of all, unclogging the toilet.

I’m sorry, but what’s to learn about unclogging a toilet? First, stop flushing things that aren’t toilet paper.

Second, blame it on whoever you’re living with. I learned that from Kilmeade.


But what this tells you is these little Faberge eggs have never heard of a plunger.

When I was growing up, the only household tools we used were the plunger........

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