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Beware the bulldozers of March digging up the month’s 6 craziest stories

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01.04.2025

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March has long had a Joan Jett-like "bad reputation," initially because of the assassination of Julius Caesar. That’s where many people get one of the few Latin phrases they know: "Et tu, Brute?" or roughly, "You too, Brutus?" This year, we also witnessed princesses with similar bad reps. The media career of wannabe Princess Meghan Markle took another hit with her lame Netflix home show. And Disney princess Rachel Zegler starred in the much-panned "Snow White" remake.

Living up to or down to that bad reputation gives us the first entry in our month of crazy:

1. Highway to Hell: The road to hell is literally paved with good intentions. When liberals hear the word Amazon, they think it’s a massive, important entity they want to destroy. No, I’m not talking about the Jeff Bezos-owned retailer. I’m talking about the South American jungle, near the site of the latest bogus climate change meeting.

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To satisfy the estimated 50,000 attendees at this year’s climate summit, Brazil carved an eight-mile highway through the jungle so they could drive to their destination, probably in gas-guzzling SUVs. They have called the jungle-wrecking road the Avenida Liberdade or Avenue of Liberty. More proof that climate do-gooders prefer you do good and they do well.

2. Choose your fighter: Video game fans have played countless versions of one-on-one fighter games, like "Street Fighter" and "Mortal Kombat." In a bid to improve their social media game, seven Democrat congresswomen were included in a brief video montage entitled, "Choose Your Fighter." The........

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