BBC Countryfile presenter Adam Henson stands accused of pandering to the woke lobby by saying "a cow cycles every three weeks like a person".

I can't help but think his critics are missing the point. If Adam has found a cow that "cycles like a person", it should get its own series.

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I just hope the cow is more considerate than some of the person-cyclists. The thought of a 1,600lb Holstein bombing along the pavements on a BMX doesn't bear thinking about.

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Meanwhile, the BBC is to spend £50 million on consultants to find what viewers really want. They should watch a few videos of........

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