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From Málaga to California — No Planes, Part IV
Never, ever, ever — and I mean never — should a Line Dancing class be scheduled right after a Whiskey Tasting. Because when that happens, my friends… you instantly become a public hazard for excessive tasting — the ship’s most wanted, with a bounty on your head and a glass still in your hand.
The Whiskey Tasting sounded so sophisticated. Educational, even. Spectacular aged spirits in exotic oak barrels… glowing like liquid amber. Legendary houses. Craftsmanship. Stories. Oh, what a delight!
But come on… 10 a.m.? Seriously?
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