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Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday

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Gabby Giffords Won’t Back Down opened in theatres last Friday and gets a rare “100% Fresh” rating over at Rotten Tomatoes. Directed by Julie Cohen and Betsy West, who received an Oscar nod for RBG:

Official site here. Look up resilience in the dictionary…

Cheers and Jeers for Wednesday, July 20, 2022

Note: The National Emergency Ant Preservation Service has issued an Evil Children Walking Around With Magnifying Glasses Warning. Federal and local authorities urge you to stay in your hill until the threat passes—sometime around September, we guess. Please keep your antennae tuned to the NEAPS for further updates and a variety of light conga classics. Thank you. —Atom

By the Numbers:

Days 'til Christmas: 158

Days 'til the Southeast Alaska State Fair in Haines: 8

Number of police officers—aka "good guys with guns"—who were at Uvalde Elementary School with their thumbs up their asses while the massacre of students took place: 376

Percent chance that the UK's Royal Air Force had to halt flights this week because the runways are melting in the heat: 100%

Increase in worker productivity—higher than expected—between 2020 and 2022, when working from home was at its peak because of the pandemic: 3.3%

Portion of Americans in a new CNN poll who say President Biden hasn’t been paying attention to the country’s most pressing issues: 7-in-10

Portion of Americans who are fucking morons who just want to bitch about shit: 7-in-10

Mid-week Rapture Index: 187 (including 4 false prophets and 1 Arkansas trucker who is absolutely going to Hell). Soul Protection Factor 30 lotion is recommended if you’ll be walking amongst the heathen today.

Puppy Pic of the Day: Wednesday morning traffic report: a brief collision on the beltway is now being cleaned up…

CHEERS to boning up on your organizational skills. Oh dear…Americans who are sick and tired of shitty working environments, inadequate pay, and bosses from Hell are going all crazy commiesocialistmarxist. If this is allowed to fester, then life in this shithole country might actually improve. Horrors…

A growing number of workers are showing an interest in joining labor unions and asking to hold union elections at their workplaces, according to new data from the National Labor Relations........

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