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Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday

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Previews of Coming Distractions

Via The Daily Show. Watch for a special practice run of this tomorrow night:

It’s a midterm year so Fox News is starting Back at One pic.twitter.com/WyaocEhJy0

Message: they care.

Cheers and Jeers for Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Note: Nostradamus predicted that a note would appear at this very spot at this very moment. I'm still waiting. What a fraud.

By the Numbers:

Days 'til National Corn on the Cob Day: 3

Days 'til Polish Fest in Milwaukee: 2

Percent of abortions conducted with medication rather than a surgical procedure in 2020, versus 37% in 2017, according to The New York Times: 54%

Number of candidates, including Sarah Palin and "Santa Claus," who are running to fill the late Alaska Rep. Don Young's House seat: 48

Final tally in Parliament's failed no-confidence vote against British Prime Minister Boris Johnson: 211 No, 148 Yes

Percent chance that the Abbott Nutrition factory is back up and producing baby formula again: 100%

Age of Rafael Nadal, who won his 14th French Open Sunday: 36

Mid-week Rapture Index: 187 (including 5 nuclear nations and 1 Big Gay Secret revealed). Soul Protection Factor 24 lotion is recommended if you’ll be walking amongst the heathen today.

Puppy Pic of the Day: Sticker shock…

CHEERS to primary day! Yesterday was a huge day for the 150 people who turned out to vote for their favorite candidates in California, Iowa, Mississippi, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico and South Dakota. Here's C&J's exclusive report, that you won’t find anywhere else because it’s EXCLUSIVE, on what happened:

✔ The polling places were run by friendly old people.

✔ The voting machines worked pretty well.

✔ The black felt-tip markers held up okay.

✔ The mail-in ballots were sorted, processed, and counted efficiently.

✔ Sometimes a candidate (or candidate's representative) would stand outside a polling place to shake........

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