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Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday

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The enigma wrapped in a riddle snuggled in a query or however that goes continues...

Why the hell hasn’t Merrick Garland charged Donald Trump with a crime yet? That’s this week on Unsolved Mysteries: MAGA Edition. @roywoodjr pic.twitter.com/iH1YBuQbvu

Maybe today. Maybe.

Cheers and Jeers for Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Note: I have this fear that when we die and go to Heaven we'll find out that God really underestimated how many of us there'd be and made the place the size of Rhode Island with only one bathroom. Smooth move, pal.

By the Numbers:

Days 'til the primaries in CA, IA, MS, SD, MT, NJ, and NM: 6

Days 'til the Great Wisconsin Cheese Festival in Little Chute: 2

Minimum number of American children who have been in school during a shooting since the 1999 mass shooting at Columbine, according to the Washington Post: 300,000

Percent of Americans who own the 400,000,000 guns currently circulating in America today: 42%

Amount of gas consumed by idling for 15 minutes, which everyone seems to do these days so they can get all their texting done before they can either leave their vehicle or drive off in it: ¼ gallon

Number of leaders I've heard tell us to stop idling so long and/or drive less to conserve gas: 0

Average price at the moment for an authentic Maine lobster roll in Maine: $30

Mid-week Rapture Index: 187 (including 3 Tribulation Temples and 1 snappy answer to a stupid question). Soul Protection Factor16 lotion is recommended if you’ll be walking amongst the heathen today.

Puppy Pic of the Day: Close enough…

CHEERS to June. Dad and the flag get their day, Juneteenth reminds us again how much work remains to achieve Black equality, LGBTQ pride breaks out around the world in a blizzard of rainbows (and parades after a two-year covid hiatus), and poor Tessie Hutchinson........

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