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Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday

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A Brief Effing Update

Via Kimmel, who invited a gaggle of climate scientists back with a progress report on how well we listened to them when they told us how f*cked we were in 2016…

Hey F&%kers! PLEASE LISTEN TO THESE REAL SCIENTISTS! #ClimateNight pic.twitter.com/mcePXDJJju

Join them for their next report in 2026 which, given how things are going, will likely be just a two-minute primal scream.

Cheers and Jeers for Wednesday, September 29, 2021

Note: No time for a note. A car alarm is going off and I must call 911 now before the perpetrator absconds with the vehicle and… Oops, too late. Okay, back to our note, then: today’s special in the C&J cafeteria is gekko fritters with slaw. Have a sunshine day.

By the Numbers:

Days 'til World Teacher's Day: 6

Days 'til the Lafayette Apple Festival in New York: 10

Current matchup polling for Terry McAuliffe (D) and his cultist opponent in the Virginia governor's race, per a new Monmouth University poll: 48%-43%

Number of healthcare workers in Maine—out of 33,000—who have quit their jobs over a statewide vaccine mandate: 65 (That's 0.19%)

Number of trans women elected to the German parliament Sunday: 2

Percent by which voters in Switzerland approved same-sex marriage over the weekend: 64%

Age of Google as of Monday: 23

Mid-week Rapture Index: 188 (including 4 false prophets and some pumpkin spice with your Jesus Christ). Soul Protection Factor 8 lotion is recommended if you’ll be walking amongst the heathen today.

Puppy Pic of the Day: Mid-week cuddle…

CHEERS to a message from the Democratic Party Minister of Propaganda. Since there is no Democratic Party Minister of Propaganda, I've decided to become it. So listen up all you lefty lemmings: this is how things are going in Congress with the debt ceiling, the budget, the Build Back Better bill, the Build Back Even Betterer bill, the Equality Act, the Dream Act, and the Freedom to Vote Act:

Also: President Biden is God’s Chosen One. And that's final.

CHEERS to turnin' over fresh dirt. Big day yesterday in Chicago, where Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle attended the groundbreaking of our 44th president's official........

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