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Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!

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Late Night Snark: Summer Shitshow Edition

“The decision to overturn Roe v. Wade will be devastating. 26 states will likely move to ban abortion immediately. Which is a shame, because the only interesting thing to do in North Dakota is get an abortion. … The legal consequences of this decision aren't limited to providers. Medical professionals say [anti-abortion laws] are often based on faulty science and disproportionately hurt low-income women and women of color. Which, at this point, is basically the slogan for our country.”
—Samantha Bee

Clip of Liz Cheney at Jan. 6 hearing: Don’t be distracted by politics. This is serious. We cannot let America become a nation of conspiracy theories and thug violence.
Stephen Colbert: It's true. Because if we do, the Reptilians who run the new world order will steal our spines to use as radio towers to broadcast our location to Bill Gates.
The Late Show


"The January 6th committee is reminding everyone just how close we came to democracy basically collapsing. It was a handful of people in the right position choosing to do the right thing that saved us from a constitutional crisis. But there are multiple candidates running for consequential positions right now on the platform of basically, 'let's do the coup again, but better next time.'"
—John Oliver

“The FDA announced that it will ban the sale of JUUL e-cigarettes. In related news, some 15-year-olds just breached the Capitol.”
—Seth Meyers

Georgia..If you are waiting in line to claim Herschel Walker is your father, STAY IN LINE pic.twitter.com/Q7Ve13JsA4

"The Uvalde police had assault rifles, body armor, and ballistic shields. What else were they waiting for? The invincible star from Mario? … The one time it would have been appropriate to go in guns blazing, the cops decide to have a picnic outside. But if you’re Black or have a broken taillight, then all of a sudden they go all Rambo on your ass.”
—Trevor Noah

"Today is the summer solstice, which means it's the longest day of the year. So if today felt extra-long, you're either in our hemisphere or you own Bitcoin."
—Jimmy Fallon

"For Father’s Day my kids regifted me a cold and distant stare."
—Conan O'Brien on Twitter

And now, our feature presentation...


Cheers and Jeers for Friday, June 24, 2022

Note: There will be no C&J on Monday. Instead, please enjoy the giant gaping hole that our absence will leave in the very heart of Daily Kos. Bring binoculars—that's one deep chasm. Back Tuesday with a defibrillator and lots of first-aid cream.

By the Numbers:

Days 'til the 53rd anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing: 26

Days 'til the Homegrown........

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