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Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!

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11.06.2022

Late Night Snark: Yeah, It Was A Coup Edition

"Congress held its first public hearing on the January 6th Capitol attack. The footage was rough to get through. Five minutes in even Mike Pence was like, 'I've had enough. Let's see what's happening on RuPaul's Drag Race.'"
—Jimmy Fallon

"Fox News decided not to carry the hearings about January 6th on their news network. Instead they'll show their new special, Tucker Carlson Presents: A Racist Cow Meows Racist Confederate Battle Hymns."
—Jimmy Kimmel

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“Before you decide if the former president is responsible for the Capitol riots, remember that in America you’re innocent until proven guilty, then proven guilty again, then proven guilty again and they hold a hearing in primetime to show everyone how you’re really, really guilty.”
—Stephen Colbert

Who would've thought?#LateShowLIVE #January6thHearings pic.twitter.com/N3cnC5aUE7

Clip of cultist Rep. Steve Scalise at press conference on gun violence: We had AR-15s in the 1960s. We didn't have those mass school shootings.
Samantha Bee: Okay, then. Let's go back to the 1960s when AR-15s were only available to the military. Amen!
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“When we throw more cops into schools as an easy way out of that difficult and necessary conversation [on gun control], we not only fail to keep our kids safe from gun violence, we condemn them to a system that criminalizes the very essence of childhood. Kids deserve to be annoying without being arrested, to be sad and angry without being body slammed. They deserve to have tantrums, throw carrots, do science experiments, talk shit, and carve their names into stuff without risking being thrown in the back of a police car.”
—John Oliver, on the epidemic of terrorism against elementary school students by police overstepping their sole job duty—to stop bad guys with guns

"A man recently threw cake on the protective glass of Leonardo DaVinci's Mona Lisa painting at the Louvre in Paris. He also threw some on a Picasso, but no one noticed."
—Seth Meyers

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Cheers and Jeers for Friday, June 10, 2022

Note: Chef Billy's secret for the perfect 1-minute omelet: Cook an omelet in one minute and eat it. Try it this weekend. I think it’ll become a cherished family favorite.

By the Numbers:

Days 'til the next full "strawberry supermoon": 4

Days 'til the 66th annual North........

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