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Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Air Conditioning FRIDAY!

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23.07.2022

Late Night Snark: Is It Hot In Here? Edition

"All across Europe the heat is brutal. Today actually was the hottest day in the history of the UK at forty degrees Celsius. Americans heard that and were like, yeah we have no idea what that means."
—Jimmy Fallon

"Over 100-million people in the U.S. are under heat alerts. In fact, this week nearly 20 percent of the U.S. population will likely see a temperature at or above 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Remember when you wished that everyone who denied climate change would go to Hell? Unfortunately, Hell came to us."
—Stephen Colbert

Continued...

You are now below the fold. Now go back up and refill the ice bucket.

"The House committee investigating the Capitol attack held a primetime hearing tonight and offered a timeline of what former President Trump did at the White House during the insurrection. We tape early, but I'm guessing…watched TV???"
—Seth Meyers

"Members of Pence's [Secret Service] security detail were calling their family members to say goodbye. That's how real the danger was. So anytime some Republican says this was just a normal tourist visit, remember that the guy at Disneyland dressed up as Goofy never has to call his wife to say, I may not make it home tonight, huh huh!’"
—Colbert

"The Secret Service lost all the texts from January 6th because they were doing a 'device replacement program.’ It's interesting how they're saying, 'Once you delete a text there's no way to retrieve it.' Yes, once they delete a text it's gone. Cuz, you best believe if any of us 'lost a text,' the Secret Service would find the shit out of it."
—Trevor Noah

As the Founders intended. pic.twitter.com/Tp7lVYKIXJ

"Some rare encouraging good news out of Washington. The House voted to protect same-sex marriage and interracial marriage. It's great. It's also a little bit scary that they have to do this in the first place. Are we going to have to re-do all of our laws now? If that's the case, I'd like to lock down the whole 'women have the right to vote' thing."
Jimmy Kimmel Live guest host Kerri Washington

"Today was National Pennsylvania Day. 'Where the hell is that,' asked Dr. Oz."
—Seth Meyers

And now, our feature presentation...

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Cheers and Jeers for Friday, July 22, 2022

Note: Just a heads-up that there will be no C&J on Monday for disciplinary reasons. Back Tuesday with a retraction, an apology, a mea culpa, and regrets…I'll have a few, but then again, too few to mention. —Mgt.

By the Numbers:

Weeks 'til the start of the Labor Day weekend: 6

Days 'til the Oregon Brewers Festival in Portland:........

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