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Scomo an absent father figure

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03.01.2020

Prime Minister Morrison has delivered the people a double rubbing-up-the-wrong-way. He did it first with his decision to holiday in Hawaii while the bushfires raged and then did it a second time with his narcissistic-sounding apology for the "great anxiety" he said he'd caused the nation by being absent.

It angers common people (and at first angered this uncommon columnist) that Scott Morrison should have so many tickets on himself as to believe he is so vital to the nation's state of emotional composure.

A mural by Sydney artist Scott Marsh depicting Prime Minister Scott Morrison on holiday in Hawaii. Picture: Getty Images

The rubbed-up people have been fuming at him and no doubt some of them who know their Shakespeare have been fuming at him for being a "Pribbling, beetle-headed, beef-witted, clay-brained flap-dragon!"

"It's not at all that you made us anxious," these sorts of Australians have been seething. "It's that you made us angry by being such an insensitive, clodhopping, crook-pated, sheep-biting, folly-fallen canker-blossom as to take a vacation on an idyllic magical island (eerily like the magical island depicted in our favourite Shakespeare play The Tempest)........

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