PARTLY FACETIOUS: Why did Iran’s President go to Lahore first? |
“Very successful trip of the Iranian President…”
“Why did he go to Lahore first?”
“Not for what you are thinking.”
“And what am I thinking!”
“That the Chief Minister of Punjab has graduated to receiving foreign dignitaries, or she is no longer a sophomore and is now a junior – see her tutor is now daddy and not Parveen Rashid…”
“Have you heard of defamation laws in this country!”
“One of the best in the world, I am told, but like others’ implementation has yet to start.”
“What the hell do you mean? They have been passed........