PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘Prosecution’s cases are falling by the wayside’

“So the same o same o.” “Yep, but there is one major change.” “Oh, that a former president of the US has been convicted for the first time in their history.”

“Finally! In the Land of the Pure, prime ministers are convicted not once, twice…”

“Many more times than the number of times Julius Caesar refused the crown offered.”

“For your information, Caesar did refuse it thrice, but was he or wasn’t he nonetheless the main decision maker till his assassination?”

“Right anyway, just one........

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