PARTLY FACETIOUS: Pakistani has been invited to the Trump inauguration?
“I heard one Pakistani and one Pakistani alone has been invited to the Trump inauguration!”
“Fake news.”
“Aren’t you going to ask me who?”
“Nope because the source is not mainstream media but social media and as you and I know…”
“Yeah, the mainstream media is being hogged by two gentlemen who remind me of the nursery rhyme where one boy had his shoe on and the other his shoe off…”
“Wrong, there was only one boy, the nursery rhyme is diddle, diddle, dumpling my son John, went to bed with his trouser on, one shoe off and the other shoe on, diddle, diddle…”
“Well, our son John........
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