“I have a question.”

“Careful what you ask for?”

“Hey, I am not asking for any material…”

“Have you heard the one where a teacher asks a pupil why are you talking during my lesson, and the cheeky response is why are you teaching during my conversation.”

“If I had said that to my teacher…”

“You would be standing outside the Principal’s office?”

“Is that a question or an exclamation?”

“Right I forgot that is very doable in all languages – a question liberally mixed with sarcasm anyway if your........

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