PARTLY FACETIOUS: ‘French President has forgotten how unpopular he is’

“So what do you mean by surgery?” “That’s rather a silly question. Surgery is when you have an operation and some surgeries are how can I put it more equal than others – I mean there is major surgery and minor surgery and…”

“I reckon whether it is minor or major depends on the person who is going to undergo surgery. If I am the patient then a surgery would be a major one for me – it could be an appendicitis, it could open-heart surgery if I am the one under the knife it’s going to be major for me.”

“I fully agree with you.”

“Right but when I asked you to define surgery it was an indirect way for me........

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