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All hail Scott Morrison, man of, er, titanium?

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The Oval Office. A foreign policy adviser is with Donald Trump.

Adviser: It’s ally, Mr President, not alloy.

Trump: What?

Adviser: You said the Prime Minister of Australia is a man of titanium.

Trump: Yes, So what? It’s a good image.

US President Donald Trump meets Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the Oval Office of the White House.Credit:AP

Adviser: But titanium is an element that makes an alloy. It’s not an ally. Didn’t you mean the Prime Minister of Australia is a good ally?

Trump: I meant what I said, the Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison, is a man of titanium.

Adviser: But...

Trump: Let me finish. He’s........

© Brisbane Times