Programming note for Elon Musk: Don’t read the next programming note, skip down, there’s a whole section about your tweets! Poop emojis and everything! Skip the boring stuff and go straight there!

Programming note for everyone else: This is the last Money Stuff of 2023. Probably. Unless Elon buys OpenAI or whatever. I’ll be back in January. Thanks for reading and have a great holiday season.