It’s Friday morning. Do you know who your new U.S. senator is, Arizona?
Of course you don’t.
This, after all, is Arizona where you can go online to order up a wearable blanket that looks like a shark after dinner and find it on your doorstep before breakfast. (Though I don’t recommend it. It’s not a good look.)
But ordering up election results?
You could grow a beard waiting to find out who won. And I’m not just talking about the men.
While the rest of the country is moving on, we in Arizona are stuck in an election night time warp. Waiting to see whether we sent Ruben Gallego or Kari Lake to Washington.
Maybe we’ll know by the weekend. Or next week.
Maricopa County elections officials have said it’ll take 10 to 13 days to finish counting votes.
It’s embarrassing. It’s frustrating. It’s ridiculous. And worst of all, it gets the........