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Rex HuppkeChicago Tribune |
Hello, my name is REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS and I’m honored to share with you my 100% honest review of pop icon Taylor Swift’s latest album,...
For perhaps the first time in his life, Donald Trump had to spend a week shutting up. There was one place he had to be – a Manhattan criminal...
One high-profile Republican, a sitting U.S. senator, suggested peaceful protesters should be thrown off bridges. Another high-profile Republican,...
I’d like to congratulate Donald Trump on the speed with which he’s turned the Republican Party into something resembling an extortion racket. ...
I would like to personally thank PRESIDENT Donald Trump for having the guts to sit in a Manhattan courtroom and stand up for my God-given right to...
For a guy who fancies himself a tough alpha male – brimming with “I’m right and you’re wrong!” bluster like the cock of the walk – Donald...
If you think a liberal like me finds the Trump-era Republican Party incompetent, wait until you hear what members of the Trump-era Republican Party...
Great news, fellow men. I have thoroughly enjoyed the women’s NCAA basketball tournament and it has not caused me to die! Remarkable, right? As we...
A 4.8-magnitude earthquake hit New Jersey and shook New York City just days before a solar eclipse will bring darkness across the land and a month or...
As if they haven’t already done enough to ruin America, the radical liberals in the White House have decided it’s time to ruin the moon by giving...
Donald Trump stood before a crowd of supporters in Michigan this week and claimed he had spoken to family members of 25-year-old Ruby Garcia, who was...
In the end, Ron “DeSanctimonious” DeSantis may get his revenge on Donald Trump – just not in the way he expected. The Florida governor’s...
There’s one question every patriotic American voter needs to be asking right now: How many $60 Bibles has Joe Biden sold? I’ll tell you how many:...
Now that former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has turned down the chance to be the No Labels presidential candidate, I am issuing the following...
As news of the tragic collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore unfolded, I was on the road in the Midwest, getting information the...
There’s a problem I’ve lived with my entire life, and I’m heroically opening up about it today: I don’t like March Madness. My goal in...
Moments after lawmakers in the House of Representatives passed a spending bill to avert a government shutdown – also known as “doing their job”...
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Because I have a computer and access to the internet, it's my First Amendment duty to share a theory about Kate Middleton, the...
Say you’re the likely Republican presidential nominee and you have this darn half-billion-dollar fraud judgment against you and, despite touting...
You might have heard some controversy over former President Donald Trump’s use of the word “blood bath” this weekend. Here’s a quick summary:...
So Vice President Kamala Harris stood in a Planned Parenthood clinic in Minnesota and said – out loud, for all the world to hear – the words...
Whether it’s a conservative pundit saying retirement “is a stupid idea” or GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump talking about cutting...
I’m going to have to insist Donald Trump pick Alabama Sen. Katie Britt – giver of the most bizarrely hilarious State of the Union response in...
I occasionally turn the column over to my exceedingly noble dog, Rosie. Today, Rosie is writing about daylight saving time and its unjust impact on...
Has anyone seen Sleepy Joe Biden? I was told the current president is a dementia-addled fool incapable of completing a sentence, but there was a guy...
Has anyone seen Sleepy Joe Biden? I was told the current president is a dementia-addled fool incapable of completing a sentence, but there was a guy...
President Joe Biden heads into Thursday night's State of the Union address on the heels of great news: Republican primary voters have made it clear...
Super Tuesday was not good for Nikki Haley, but it loudly confirmed a trend we’ve seen in the early primary states: There’s a solid chunk of...
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of Donald Trump on Monday, affirming what those of us who’ve studied the Constitution already knew: Each...
While network news shows and the political press at large continue treating the 2024 presidential race as if it’s a contest between two normal...
Have you ever thought to yourself: “This cheeseburger I just bought tastes delicious, but wouldn’t it be cool if I could pay more for it during...
As the presidential primary polls closed in Michigan, I again felt like a young(ish) Nostradamus. As with every primary state thus far, I had foreseen...
After winning the Republican primary in South Carolina this weekend, Donald Trump said said he has “never seen the Republican Party so unified.”...
Now that the Alabama Supreme Court has decided frozen embryos are children under state law, the state can start treating them the way it treats...
Nikki Haley had a moment Tuesday. An authentic, human moment. The kind of moment that could, historically speaking, turn a struggling presidential...
For a guy who fancies himself tough – big and strong and feared! – nobody plays the victim as much as Donald Trump. Following the all-but-certain...
It was good to see the 2024 presidential campaign settle into normalcy this weekend, as leading GOP candidate Donald Trump took the traditional step...
If you go to the online campaign shop for former president and noted fraudster Donald Trump – and I don’t recommend that you do – you’ll find...
I have to wonder if Republicans who live to serve Donald Trump, like the ones in the U.S. House of Representatives trying their darndest to impeach...
The sensible conspiracy theories about President Joe Biden rigging the NFL and setting Taylor Swift up to endorse him on the Super Bowl...
A few days ago, one Republican special counsel declared 81-year-old President Joe Biden old and questioned his memory. The president then, in a...
A quick message to the American people, from your always-hard-at-work Republican Party: Some of you may have noticed that we, your Republican...
Thank god Super Bowl Sunday is finally here so we can dispatch with the ridiculous Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce conspiracy theories and focus on the one...
In fairly short order, the U.S. Supreme Court will rule on whether Colorado can keep former president and current criminal defendant Donald Trump off...